OI, stop reading this you big headed fuckwit.
Stop it, go on, fucking stop reading this. I mean it, turn this off and do some work.
I keep reading my own work!
Even though I've written it and know what it says, I sit at work and read it over again. I admire it or something, or perhaps I want people to read it over my shoulder, then I can tell them I wrote it, I don't know. All I know is that I annoy myself by doing this.
So stop it now.